Kulappuwa was on some crazy drug the other day, Siripala thinks. Or must’ve taken a small shot before he came to the Commission that is Bond. Siripala knows that the man has led from the front, breaking all nonsensical norms and conventions to catch the Bull by its Horns. But, the raging bull within is a different story.
Everyday, Kulappuwa would get into some argument, most of which is unnecessary. Siripala knows that some are necessary to put the prostitutes in their place. But, most are quite unnecessary. For, all the hard work of the team is let down with master strokes of stupidity, by our Kulappuwa.
So, it was the time for an order and an order was given. As is the usual course of practice, everyone moves on from there.
They either appeal the order, if not, move on. That’s how the system runs, isn’t it? You can’t be shouting and threatening each time an order is made. Imagine these black coats telling the men and women appointed to judge, to vanish? Can’t be done no.
But Kulappuwa had none of that. He had to continue to nag. Like a little child when mom takes away the chocolate bar from him. “ Mommy I need my bar”, “ Mommy where is my chocolate”, “ Mommy akki has a chocolate I need one too “, “Mommy I want my chocolate”.
You know these irritating kids, no. At the end Mommy has no option because this little rascal starts crying and she can’t deal with that. So she gives him the chocolate.
But can’t do that at the Commission, no? We all assume there are no mommies and that these are grown men.
So, there has to be maturity and an art to the crying isn’t it? You can’t stand up and say, “ Aney ehema karanna epa swamini, mala keliyak wennne ohoma kaloth” Can you? Instead, there is a better way of saying or doing the same thing.
None of that for Kulappuwa, though. Like the little kid, he nagged, threw tantrum after tantrum, cried, threatened, and cried again. Never before have we seen old men in black coats act like this.
The Good looking -Sanna and the rest were to tell him like the daddy “ Don’t do this my boy, grown men don’t behave like this”. But he had none of it.
Which is why Siripala thinks he must’ve had a small shot in the morning or taken some booster drug. Because, unless you are a kid you can’t behave like that, no men?.
Anyway, now Siripala knows that Kulappuwa and the team would rubbish this off saying its all state media and they have an agenda. But, Kulappuwa should know, Siripala has no agenda, no men.
Just telling tales, so that Kulappuwa would realise he isn’t a kid anymore. Man, 6 and a half feet tall, for God’s sake check yourself in the mirror everyday and remind yourself that you are a grown man. That’s the only advice Siripala has no, what else to say?
Thummulle nevei Diyawannawe
Wimale is a joke and everyone knows it, don’t they. Last week, Siripala told you how we all got frightened thinking the bomb would go off in Diyawannawa no? Ha, ha, he actually thinks we take him seriously, no? Anyway, Wimale has a million cases pending against the man, and a little bird whispers that despite the “I’m ready to kill and die” attitude, our man was in the canteen on the lake, after telling all and sundry that he is not going to turn up at the House. Secret is out Wimale, the secret is out Tsk tsk.
Tulips checkmate
So Tulip wanted to be our new hero. That’s the new trend, no. Any joker wanting to come out as a hero can shout “Constitution, constitution” and he thinks he will become a hero.
Tulip thought the same too. “ I will go and say Constitution Constitution and thump my chest with Rata Jaathiya and say I am giving up everything and resigning for the Rata Jaathiya” he thought.
Nonsense. One day, pat came the letter of sacking.
No time for resignation and giving up this and that. Get out, was the order and he had to promptly get out.
But our man didn’t want to admit to his stupidity. At the House he tried to give a small speech with Rata Jaathiya on it.
But the man didn’t know that the House wasn’t convened. It was a committee that was and no one makes speeches at the committee, no.
There is no Hansard, nor is there the Senkoley. So what speech men?
Geetha akka’s folly
Geetha akka is out. Thank God for that men. If she was younger or had kept her good looks like our Rose petal, some people would’ve been sad. Or if she stopped putting so much make up on, at least one or two would’ve been like, they could deal with what she utters, at least a pleasant sight, no.
But, she’s full of made ups and make ups. Anyway, guess who the happiest in all this is. Our very old Piyasena. The man from Galle is going to be appointed and Siripala hears that the man will get a top portfolio and all. How’s that for luck ah? He lost the elections badly and that also to Geetha, and now the man is going to come in. Luck works in some beautiful way, but Siripala knows that Piyasena won’t think that way. He will be looking at his horoscope and thanking this meniyo and that, because that’s how stupid our people are, men.
The Pohottuwa and the Hand
So, there is one man desperate to iron out the issues between Mara and the Prez. Running helter skelter, making phone calls here and phone calls there. Going for this meeting and that meeting, the man is desperately trying to broker a deal between the Lokkas before the nomination date. Only time will tell if a deal is brokered, but we had better watch out. Politics really can make strange bedfellows. Vasu, DEW, Thissa with Wimal and Udaya on one bed. With that bed, how can we be surprised of any other foursome and gang bang men.